How are you?
How many times a day are you asked this question? How many times a day do you ask somebody this question? How often is this question answered with something other than “okay” or “good?”
Personally I like to have some fun with this social formality. You can do so too. The next time you’re asked this question, at a basic level switch the typical response of “good” to “outstanding” or “amazing.” Merely doing this alone will almost cause a double take from your inquisitor.
Once you’re comfortable doing that, take it to the next level with creative and positive responses like . . .
“If I were doing any better they would lock me up and throw away the key!”
“I’m doing so great if I were electricity I could power the eastern seaboard for a decade!”
“If I were currency I could pay off the national debt. Twice.”
“I’m putting the fun in dysfunctional.”
“I’m a living legend. If you don’t believe me, ask me.”
“I’m doing so good Oprah calls me for advice.”
See if you can’t come up with some unusual answers to this usual question. Doing so will put you and the other person in a better mood.
